The Celebrity Wing of Clear Hope
The Church of Clear Hope is one of the most popular religions in the world, and with the majority of members being from America, is it really a surprise celebrities have come to Clear Hope in attempts to find true enlightenment?
Paul CruizeThe star actor from the "Ice Runner" and "Endgame" Franchises to the upcoming film, "Final Consumption", Paul Cruize is also a dedicated Bioful. He began his journey to Complete Clearness in 2024, at the age of 18. Since then Cruize has both spread the doctrine of Clarology and defended Clarology from Judorite Oppression.
"I think it's a privilege to call yourself a Clarologist and it's something you have to earn. And because a Clarologist does, he or she has the ability to create new and better realities, and improve conditions." -May 12, 2054
"We are the authorities on getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the mind. We are the authorities on improving conditions. We can rehabilitate criminals. We can bring peace and unite cultures." -January 22, 2055 |
Sarah ParsonsThe star actress from the critically acclaimed film "Playing With Mr. Right", Sarah Parsons has proven to everyone how dedicated she is to the Church of Clear Hope. Sarah began her journey to the Clearness in 2022, at the age of 16, which at the time she was living with her ultra-Conservative Christian parents who consistently tried to knock her off the path of Complete Clearness. In 2026, she told 60 Minutes about how her parents ostracized her because of her faith. Today Sarah Parsons is one of the most highly praised actors in the Film Industry alongside her husband Owen Parsons.
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Rachel FieldsRachel Fields is one of Hollywood's most excellent actors and with blockbuster hits like God's Day Off, Norm & Norma, Hello Lita, and Jesus Crisis who could say otherwise? Rachel Fields is also one of the original members, being she joined Clear Hope in 2010 and continues to help Clarology thrive in helping to enlighten the Judorites and Biofuless.
"Clarology is a form of socialism, we believe in a social world order that benefits the people of all societies." -June 14, 2044 "Peace, love, and joy, these three things are what you can achieve when you reach the clear." -March 26, 2027 "What is the difference between a cult and a religion? A cult is a religion that is demonized by the majority." -May 23, 2049 "Loving yourself is a major part in the clear process, if you refuse to do that, then how will you ever expect lasting results?" -January 19, 2029 "If you flush the toilet and it becomes clogged, do you throw out the toilet? No, you grab the plunger and you fix it. Now tell me, how is the clear any different?" -February 9, 2054 |
Jacob NoreenAs the star from the blockbusters No Weapons, No Weapons 2: All Out, and No Weapons 3: Operation Impossible, Jacob Noreen is a devout Clarologist, who has also appeared in many films produced by the Church of Clear Hope. Jacob began his decent into Clearness fairly recently in 2043.
"Before I joined Clarology I was an addict to everything from sex to drugs, at least until my accident where a family of three was killed because of my reckless behavior after I got into my car while doing cocaine and alcohol. I was sentenced to prison, but was allowed leave if I attended one of Clarology's sessions. I remember at first not wanting to be there, but overtime the place grew on me. If it wasn't for that night it wouldn't have been that family who had died, it would have been me." -April 22, 2053 "The discrimination that Clarologists experience today is equal to the treatment of Jews in Nazi Germany." -August 10, 2055 "Communism has killed far more than any other ideology in history, yet the youth are lining up for that when they could achieve their full potential with Clarology." -December 11, 2051 |
Aman TellAs the star of Hollywood blockbusters like King of Princeton and The Story of Marcus Jackson, Aman is definitely one of the most high profiled stars in the industry. He began his journey to the clear at the age of 5 in 2012. Aman has stayed faithful to the Church all these years and still continues to help bring in more Biofuless into the Church to achieve Clearness.
"Human rights is one of the church's most noble goal. We defend the people's right to freedom all over the world and have done so since our founding." -November 14, 2054 "I was one of the first children of Clarology, if anyone is educated on the topic it's me." -July 16, 2025 "Guns are useless compared to the greatest weapon of all, knowledge." -January 27, 2028 "Clarology is apart of nature, it is apart of you. Everywhere you go, there is clarology. That light you see in your head is clarology." -October 25, 2034 |
Owen ParsonsThe husband of Sarah Parsons who recently was introduced to Clarology in 2049, Owen Parsons is one of the best actors to date. He has helped over 1 million people to enlightenment with his movie The Edge of Battle which is based off of one of Larry Oller's best selling books of the same name.
"Most people who critique Clarology have never even read a word of Oller. Stop watching YouTube and pick up his book, it may just change your life." -November 16, 2051 "Why Clarology is a religion? Religion is about the spirit, and Clarology deals with the spirit. We are in the tradition of the much older religions -- Buddhism, Hinduism -- helping the person as a spiritual being improve himself. That is what religion is about. That is why this is a religion. It doesn't fall into any other field." -June 14, 2049 "“Clarology does not teach you. It only reminds you. For the information was yours in the first place.” -December 12, 2052 "“Secular” and “religious” are not categories in contrast to each other: they must go together. Clarology – in my opinion - through its new “physical” and “spiritual” principles signals this new direction that religions and humanity as a whole, perhaps, ought to follow."-April 10, 2055 |
Ajit PaiA millionaire comedian famous for his routine where he acted like a lobbyist attempting to privatize the internet by cutting FCC regulations. Of course this was just an act and he has stated that the internet is one of the greatest tools for connecting millions of Clarologists all across the globe.
"Clarology is more than just a religion. It is a science based on fact and research. It is the world's best medicine."March 23, 2035 "Liberals and conservatives are always bickering over nothing."-January 13, 2045 "Remember when Donald Trump was President? Yeah, those were hilarious times."-May 27, 2055 "Clarology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality."October 4, 2055 |