The Church of Clarology
"Passion For Knowledge"
12/25/2055
12/25/2055
Quotes From Laurence Oller"The clear is a representation of everything inside of our mind and body, and only through purification can our bodies truly be clean and healthy. In order for that to happen we must remove ourselves from the negative forces that constantly surround us all the time such as drugs, un-supportive family members, and reactionary atheism. Once one has taken these steps then their process has begun." -May 22, 2016
"The Republican Party is perhaps the greatest threat to Clarology today, if they are not stopped then they will oppress the innocent Clarologsts who want to live in peace and spread their message." -November 27, 2026 "Clarology is a science, it is the scientists who refuse to accept new theories and have created new dogmas in the science of yesterday." -December 10, 2022 "I helped my friend with the technology I created by unlocking my clear and using it to effectively cure his cancer. Now tell me, how far has your "medicine" come in those regards?" -April 13, 2037 "Clarology is perhaps the only religion that has never discriminated against either men or women, why is that? It is because we are a progressive religion for a new age and younger generation." -October 29, 2014 "Today in Germany one of our facilities was bombed by a group of radicals, killing a few hundred, yet the German government manages to see us as a threat?" -July 16, 2029 "I am a very wealthy man, but don't let that fool you into thinking I'm better than any of you. My money is worth far less than the rewards you will achieve from unlocking your full potential with the clear." -April 11, 2039 |